Tags: butterflies, flare, Me, orchids, Rheumatoid arthritis, walks, Weeny
Flare notwithstanding, I managed to get myself up to the north Norfolk coast again to stay with Weeny and her hubby and go orchid hunting last weekend. I had several rest and stretch stops on the drive up, and once there we stuck to relatively local places to keep the drives short, and pottered slowly! We were particularly on the hunt for Bee Orchids and Early Marsh Orchids.
Well we found Early Marsh Orchids in abundance, and Common Spotted Orchid, and possibly another one I haven’t identified yet but might be Southern Marsh Orchid, but not a Bee Orchid in sight. Since we have a bad habit of dismally failing to see what appears to everyone else (usually in the butterfly line, as at least orchids can’t fly away) we assumed it was just us being dense, but after spending all morning at it Weeny wandered off to get a couple of ice creams (handily sold in the nature reserve building) and got chatting to one of the volunteers who told her the Bee Orchids were late this year and there’d been no sign of them at Holme so far.
The chirpy chappy then said, ‘But if you want to see some pyramidal orchids, there’s loads of them just down that path, at the end of the pine trees on the right … ‘ Well … they’d done the butterfly thing and flown away I reckon, or as Weeny suggested pulled up their roots, packed their suitcases and wandered off when they saw us coming!
Clearly it wasn’t going to be our day for orchid hunting …
Cut to Wednesday night -hubby and I are off for the weekly shop. Hubby is frowning at the lawn and starting to mutter about mowing it. This happens about once a month – the rumbles start a few days before the actual mowing as a rule, and I was trying to persuade him to see sense and leave it another two or three days until the gardener comes. Not sure comments like, ‘It’s so long already that another few days won’t make a difference’ really helped my cause! Anyway, I’d dragged myself off to the car, and suddenly heard a yell behind me, only to see hubby squatting on the front lawn going, ‘Penguin – come here a sec … is this what I think it is?’
Can you guess what it was?
Yes, we’ve only gone and got Bee Orchids growing in our front lawn!!!
We’ve only found two so far but there might be more if I can just keep hubby and the gardener away from their manly mowing duties. What is it about men and an obsession with short grass? The one that hubby spotted first, which is in flower (will post photos later) has clearly already been mown once – you can see part of a leaf and the top of the flower spike has been cut off!